WOMEN: DATE, DATE AND THEN DATE SOME MORE
But Save the Cherry Pie for Mr. Right!
It is often been said that women, “Men date and women have relationships.” Often times when a woman finds herself in an intimate relationship with a man she immediately considers that to be a new relationship. Not so fast for the fellas however! Have you ever seen an episode of the Maury Povich show as he proudly and shamefully declares, “You are not the father?” To which the young lady usually runs off the stage, hits the dust and wails like a wounded animal in the woods.
Do these ladies not understand that Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus,” as author John Gray wrote in his widely popular book? A man will date you, your friend and your mother before he decides in his mind that you are, “the one.” Women, however fall head over heels in love, pregnant in their minds with your baby, and building the big house with the white picket fence the second that they get a taste of, “de big wad between a man’s legs.”
Women need to open up their horizons, wade through their choices and then with a clear mind, decide who their partner should be. Easily said than done of course as the second a woman is observed as dating a, “a few good men,” she is labeled as a slut or a whore. No one to take home to your mama!
Dating more than one man at a time allows you to choose from the crop, and choose the one best suited for you. As my mother always says,” Give a man a man a likkle piece of rope to play with, tie de noose tight but don’t choke him. If he sinks to the bottom he is probably not good for you. If however, he rises to the top above de rest, like a pudding ina de oven, he is yours to keep! My mother bwoy! The things I heard while growing up!
A man that knows that you are seeing another man should be envious of the time spent with others. As your objective here is to be, “the one and only,” and really find your true love, you should not settle for anything less. Too often women will fall for the old, “I am just seeing where this is going,” statement from a man. No! He should know what his true intentions are from the beginning, as you are of yours. Wasting your time and his is not allowed.
However ladies, really do go out with others if you say that you are. Leave the girlfriends alone for a few nights and truly go out with, “the hot guy from down the street.” Who knows where it might lead? If your knight in shining amour sees you with the buffed bodied man from the gym, and his feelings are true, he will know what to do.
He will rise to cream of the crop and make you his. Women should also learn to have fun while dating, just as much as the guys do. However, the ultimate prize, the big cherry on top, the big kahuna, should be kept for the one who rises to the top, or at least the ones who almost made the pudding pie shape.
Women should view their bodies as temples of God, something to be cherished, a prized possession for very few to see and behold. Trust me, when him get a “likkle piece,” as they say, your prince will be more than appreciative of the sweet, rarely abused gift you have given to him!
Monday, August 31, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
Whose Pussy is it Baby?
Whose Pussy is it Baby?
by
Sandy Daley
If I had a twenty dollar bill for the amount of times that a man has said that to me, I would have at least been able to buy a car with that cash! “Is he really serious?”, I ask myself while moaning sweet nothings in his ears. “Yours, baby, yours.” “Why burst his bubble while he is in a grove?” Good, satisfying sex is a rarity these days. Why lose out if you are getting it, once in a while? I am a woman and can do multiple things at once. “The audacity, the gall of him,” I say to myself while I twist, turn and groan and try to position myself for maximum benefits. Needless to say, I am internally pissed at the question but no need to ruin a great love making session. Most of the times I practice abstinence, so when I get it, I take it. If re-virgination,(not sure if that is the proper terminology but you understand what I am trying to say), was a possibility, I would be the first to be able to be able to say that I am revirginized.
Even as recent as last week I had a former lover call me, out of the blue,posing these questions to me. This man, even though we have not spoken for the last three weeks, took it upon himself to ring my phone at 11pm , “Because he missed me.” After my first initial reaction of rage as to him calling, “me so late in the night and there was no ambulance or police needed,” I decided to listen to the bullshit that he wanted to spew out of his mouth. I am assuming that by me not calling, emailing or trying to stay in contact with him over the last few weeks, I am now attractive to him once again.
My girlfriends have always told me that the more you ignore a man and treat him like dirt, the more he wants you. “Men don’t want a girl who wants them too much,” one of my friends says. Treat a man like crap and you will see how fast he will be running you down. "Dem like the chase,” she says. I am beginning to think that there is something to this, as not only are most of my friends saying this , but I am sure that I read it somewhere in one, if not all, the self-help books that I own.
To both his queries of, “Have you been a good girl,” and,”Who’s pussy is it Sandy,” I answered very sheepishly, “As good as you have been daddy,” and ‘Anyone that I chose to give it to”. I don’t think that was the answer that he was looking for as his voice kind of changed after that answer.“The nerve of him!” I thought to myself, while internally fuming. “How dare he believe that he could just disappear out of my life, reappear when he wanted to, and then try to lay claim on something that he gave up?.”
I needed to understand why this man, and many others that I know of, felt the need to act this way. In my attempt to obtain an answer to my question, I reached out to all my male friends and asked the following questions. “What makes a man believe that he can stake claim to women, even if he is not interested in you to have a relationship? “Why do they always believe it is their pussy? After their first initial reaction of surprise at the bluntness of my questions, the answers began to flow. I did notice however that their answers came with a slight bit of hesitation. The hesitation was either because of their reservation to explain this all to a “woman” or men trying to protect other men. The unwritten code of “U never talk on other men or buss a man’s game, began to rear its ugly head.” Men, as we all know, protect other men.
A few tried to use the Bible to rationalize and explain the reasons why. I ignored this explanation as I thought that it would be best to leave God out of this one. No need to call down blasphemy on them and on myself as well. Pussy and the Lord just don't mix in my book!
The others blamed the women, as they felt that it was probably something that she was doing wrong to not,”Hold her man down,” as they put it. Oh brother! Let’s just say that the men who gave me that answer have been dropped on the totem pole in my “friend” category. Not because of any hurt feelings towards my gender, but the fact that I thought that that was one of the most asinine answers I have ever heard in my life. Are you kidding me? As I always tell my male friends, “whatever is good for the goose, is good for the gander as well.“ They often disagree of course.
The last bunch explained by saying that it is a form of control, and that men just wanted to make sure that he was still the master of his domain and a woman is a part of his domain. They also went on to say that the man merely wanted to see if he still “Had you in his grip and that you were still into him.” Hurtful as it may be to hear, after much thought, I agreed with this last explanation from my guy friends. I mean, they should know right? Or do they? I am not one to say what all men know because it seems to me like they are always trying to figure out us girls.
I might not have all the answers to life’s questions but I know that when one claims something, there are responsibilities that are attached to the prize as well. Test him and see if he is worth holding on to.
Ladies, the next time a man chooses to ask you the question,"whose pussy is it," in or out of bed, look him directly in the eye and reply ,“Baby, whosoever claims it at the moment .”Seeing that you are claiming it now, de rent, light bill and car note is due. Do you have the money now or later?” See his face drop to the floor. He might think twice about asking you such a foolish question, unless he is ready for the answer and all the responsibilities. This test never fails.
In regards to the man who had asked me those questions, I know that he does not have, as my mother would say, “Dry poop in his behind to make bread.” Not even worth my time to waste my saliva and answer his questions. I kept on enjoying the lovely phone sex and moaned into the mouthpiece, “Yours baby, yours of course”, as I continued to play with him, as he was obviously doing with me. If it is good for the goose then certainly it is good for the gander as well. Plus,why ruin a good phone sex session? Do you know how rare those are these days? The recession has killed everything bwoy!
by
Sandy Daley
If I had a twenty dollar bill for the amount of times that a man has said that to me, I would have at least been able to buy a car with that cash! “Is he really serious?”, I ask myself while moaning sweet nothings in his ears. “Yours, baby, yours.” “Why burst his bubble while he is in a grove?” Good, satisfying sex is a rarity these days. Why lose out if you are getting it, once in a while? I am a woman and can do multiple things at once. “The audacity, the gall of him,” I say to myself while I twist, turn and groan and try to position myself for maximum benefits. Needless to say, I am internally pissed at the question but no need to ruin a great love making session. Most of the times I practice abstinence, so when I get it, I take it. If re-virgination,(not sure if that is the proper terminology but you understand what I am trying to say), was a possibility, I would be the first to be able to be able to say that I am revirginized.
Even as recent as last week I had a former lover call me, out of the blue,posing these questions to me. This man, even though we have not spoken for the last three weeks, took it upon himself to ring my phone at 11pm , “Because he missed me.” After my first initial reaction of rage as to him calling, “me so late in the night and there was no ambulance or police needed,” I decided to listen to the bullshit that he wanted to spew out of his mouth. I am assuming that by me not calling, emailing or trying to stay in contact with him over the last few weeks, I am now attractive to him once again.
My girlfriends have always told me that the more you ignore a man and treat him like dirt, the more he wants you. “Men don’t want a girl who wants them too much,” one of my friends says. Treat a man like crap and you will see how fast he will be running you down. "Dem like the chase,” she says. I am beginning to think that there is something to this, as not only are most of my friends saying this , but I am sure that I read it somewhere in one, if not all, the self-help books that I own.
To both his queries of, “Have you been a good girl,” and,”Who’s pussy is it Sandy,” I answered very sheepishly, “As good as you have been daddy,” and ‘Anyone that I chose to give it to”. I don’t think that was the answer that he was looking for as his voice kind of changed after that answer.“The nerve of him!” I thought to myself, while internally fuming. “How dare he believe that he could just disappear out of my life, reappear when he wanted to, and then try to lay claim on something that he gave up?.”
I needed to understand why this man, and many others that I know of, felt the need to act this way. In my attempt to obtain an answer to my question, I reached out to all my male friends and asked the following questions. “What makes a man believe that he can stake claim to women, even if he is not interested in you to have a relationship? “Why do they always believe it is their pussy? After their first initial reaction of surprise at the bluntness of my questions, the answers began to flow. I did notice however that their answers came with a slight bit of hesitation. The hesitation was either because of their reservation to explain this all to a “woman” or men trying to protect other men. The unwritten code of “U never talk on other men or buss a man’s game, began to rear its ugly head.” Men, as we all know, protect other men.
A few tried to use the Bible to rationalize and explain the reasons why. I ignored this explanation as I thought that it would be best to leave God out of this one. No need to call down blasphemy on them and on myself as well. Pussy and the Lord just don't mix in my book!
The others blamed the women, as they felt that it was probably something that she was doing wrong to not,”Hold her man down,” as they put it. Oh brother! Let’s just say that the men who gave me that answer have been dropped on the totem pole in my “friend” category. Not because of any hurt feelings towards my gender, but the fact that I thought that that was one of the most asinine answers I have ever heard in my life. Are you kidding me? As I always tell my male friends, “whatever is good for the goose, is good for the gander as well.“ They often disagree of course.
The last bunch explained by saying that it is a form of control, and that men just wanted to make sure that he was still the master of his domain and a woman is a part of his domain. They also went on to say that the man merely wanted to see if he still “Had you in his grip and that you were still into him.” Hurtful as it may be to hear, after much thought, I agreed with this last explanation from my guy friends. I mean, they should know right? Or do they? I am not one to say what all men know because it seems to me like they are always trying to figure out us girls.
I might not have all the answers to life’s questions but I know that when one claims something, there are responsibilities that are attached to the prize as well. Test him and see if he is worth holding on to.
Ladies, the next time a man chooses to ask you the question,"whose pussy is it," in or out of bed, look him directly in the eye and reply ,“Baby, whosoever claims it at the moment .”Seeing that you are claiming it now, de rent, light bill and car note is due. Do you have the money now or later?” See his face drop to the floor. He might think twice about asking you such a foolish question, unless he is ready for the answer and all the responsibilities. This test never fails.
In regards to the man who had asked me those questions, I know that he does not have, as my mother would say, “Dry poop in his behind to make bread.” Not even worth my time to waste my saliva and answer his questions. I kept on enjoying the lovely phone sex and moaned into the mouthpiece, “Yours baby, yours of course”, as I continued to play with him, as he was obviously doing with me. If it is good for the goose then certainly it is good for the gander as well. Plus,why ruin a good phone sex session? Do you know how rare those are these days? The recession has killed everything bwoy!
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